By Scott Bradfield
A unique concerning the fantastic risk that animals might flip their very own global right into a rubbish sell off, and their very own lives right into a sequence of lousy jobs and burned out political and fiscal philosophies. this can be a new, revised variation of the 1995 novel, that includes a brand new afterword through the writer.
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Bring it, bitchesssssssssss” Turnus hissed, and with that he rushed the Fellowship, Alecto and Camilla quickly falling into crouches, screaming gay, piercing, undulating battlecries that seemed to bend the very fabric of reality in fucking epic ways. Not wasting any time, Lucifer slung a load of hot buckshot at the crazy fucker, but the master of the Latin League was too fast and deflected the entire thing with the diamond plating of his prehensile cock. Grinning from ear to ear, Turnus yelled: “Alecto!
Pallas yelled from under his shit-frosted, ass-shaped goggles. ” Lucifer Niggerbastard shouted back, pulling the Ass Fairy’s magic wand out and slinging it across the handlebars of his pink and sparkly scooter. ” The sack of babyshit burbled. ” Rojir screamed, peeling out in the shit-colored mud and rocketing off toward the spot where Pallas had pointed. But when the four intrepid fuckers of the Fellowship of the Vagina-Ass crested the last hill between themselves and the Latin League, they quickly found that Turnus, having been the only person in the entire shitting world who had read the prophesy day and night and committed the whole damn thing to memory, had set a trap for them.
The king laughed. “Listen, over the hills and through the woods but about five miles past grandma’s house is the city of Carthage. My gay ass dyke ex-wife whom I love dearly lives there and rules the place like a super dyke. ” Lucifer said, then he pulled out the Ass fairy’s magic wand and shot the king of the Beaners in his gay face. --32-- CHAPTER 6: THE DYKE OF CARTHAGE “FAGGOTS? ” Yelled the queen. ” Groveled the footman. ” She shouted. ” Shouted one of the footmen, an especially gay-looking young man with pictures of clowns getting fucked in the ass on his sleeves.